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How to Pass a Drug Test After Smoking

Written by Mr Hyde
How to cheat a drug test

How to Beat a Drug Test Everytime Guaranteed

Beating a Drug Test For A Job or Probation

There are a lot of reasons why someone may have to take a drug test. Some people are required to take drug tests for new jobs. Some people are required to take drug tests routinely as a part of their current job. Some jobs require drug tests any time an employee is hurt. Other times, it may be a parole or probation officer asking for the urine sample. Regardless, drug tests are oftentimes a terrible inconvenience and can turn someone's life upside down in only a few moments time. No matter the reason for the drug test, a lot of people wonder "Can You Beat a Drug Test?"

Yes, you can pass a drug test, even after smoking! But part of the battle is understanding what types of drug tests exist and how they work...

How Drug Tests Work

There are many different types of drug tests, and they all work differently to detect various substances. Some tests are more thorough than others, collecting enough sample to effectively test for a diverse amount of substances. In more critical employment scenarios (e.g. employing commercial truck drivers), the United States federal government requires testing for the 5 most important drugs. This is known as the SAMHSA 5 (being changed from the previously NIDA-5). These 5 drug categories that they care about the most are: cannabinoids (marijuana and hash), cocaine (also includes crack and benzoylecognine), amphetamines (includes methamphetamines and speed), opiates (includes heroin, codeine, morphine, and opium itself), and of course phencyclidine (which is PCP).

It is interesting to note that typical tests do not look for MDMA, MDA or MDE. However, depending upon the drug testing situation (where it is administered, the resources available to the testing party, how expensive the test kit is, and how quickly results are desired), more thorough tests are sometimes conducted. These "expanded tests" can sometimes include: barbiturates, hydrocodone, methaqualone (quaaludes!), benzodiazepines (valium, xanax, and a handful of others), methadone, propoxyphene, and indeed alcohol. LSD, psilocybin (magic mushrooms), AMT, DMT, DPT, 5-MeO-DiPt, Phenethylamines (mescaline, MDMA, MDA, MDE), and several inhalents (benzene, toluene, and xylene included).

Check out our write up: the full list of illicit drugs' half-life information and how long each drug stays in your system and figure out when you will be safe!

 

Different Types of Drug Tests

Drugs can be tested for a number of ways...by blood, hair, saliva, sweat, and most commonly: by urine. There are many variations of the drug test, however, the urine test has become the most widely relied upon. This is because urine drug tests are inexpensive, fairly accurate, and considered less intrusive than other testing methods. Being most commonly used, the urine test is found used in nearly all drug testing situations, even in military scenarios. This is great, considering it is the only drug testing method that is worth attempting to beat. More complicated drug testing methods (saliva, hair, sweat, blood) are too controlled to receive interference, while the urine test allows an individual a small bit of privacy. With the right tampering, that small bit of privacy afforded during a urine test is just enough to beat it!

Urine drug tests are limited in their ability to provide information to the drug testing party. Although they are versatile in deployment, and can be administered nearly anywhere (even on the spot at a job site, for example). They can also be verified on site, just minutes after being administered, allowing the testing party a very quick result.

Typically urine tests can detect drug use within the past week...however, regular use sometimes lasts much longer (a regular marijuana smoker for example will require longer than 1 week to eliminate all THC from the urine). Different drugs have different half lives and thus take varying times to dissipate from the system. Cannabis can take up to 30 days to fully leave the urine. Cocaine can take up to 4 days to leave the urine. However, some drugs are faster; such as codeine, which only remains in the urine for about a day.

Still, the urine drug test kit has remained the "go-to" and preferred testing method for nearly all drug testing situations. The urine test has become so common there are even home versions of the urine drug test kit, which can be purchased online. These are just as accurate nowadays and can be used to give an accurate assessment before an individual goes in to take the real drug test (very good idea).

Drug Test Myths: Ways NOT to Pass a Drug Test

Many people think that diluting the urine down by drinking a lot of water, will help someone pass a drug test. However, this will not help pass the test...it will merely render the test ineffective due to urine dilution. The drug testing kits instruct the administering individual to attain a concentrated sample of urine and is very specific to mention dilution as an untestable sample. These types of untestable samples would only provide inconclusive results and a retest would then be scheduled for the following day. Although this may be a good method for DELAYING a drug test that happens on the spot it will not beat the test (pretend not to be able to pee, then drink boat loads of water - 2 liters should do it just fine, and then dilute the sample as to need a reschedule).

Using someone else's pee used to work, back in the 80s and 90s. Then the drug test kits began coming with thermometers and temperature-checking features to eliminate this as a reasonable system. Using someone else's pee means having to construct a system that will work for a one-time use, that heats the urine to your body temperature, and is easily dispensable into a container under pressure while having someone watch over the shoulder.

 

How to Pass Your Drug Test (for real)

Detox kits are commonly sold at headshops, but most of the detox kits out there are junk and typically do not work. The only thing they yield is a false sense of confidence, quickly stripped after the user fails to pass the drug test (and a full bladder, as these kits typically involve consuming lots of awful tasting "detox" formula and water alike). They also often lead to inconclusive testing results and a scheduled retest due to "urine sample dilution". Still, these kits receive an honorable mention as there are some reputable kits, like the XXTRA Clean Detox Herbal Cleanse Kit, that actually do work, and do not taste so awful!

There are very intricate synthetic urine kits (fake weiner kits etc) available which are capable of beating nearly all urine drug tests. Some of them are more complex than others, but the truth is: the most important part of the entire kit (besides the urine of course), is how the kit handles temperature. Most urine test kits are able to detect the temperature of the urine...and since the urine sample is oftentimes collected on-site, it is easy to ensure the urine has come from the human body being tested, and not from a container that is ultimately filled with someone else's pee by ensuring it is close to body temperature. Good synthetic urine kits that actually work (like the quick fix plus kit) come with a solution to this, some way to heat the urine up to body temperature so that it will pass the heat-test as well.

Of course, OBVIOUSLY the most trusted and true method for beating a drug test is a nice abstinence period from all drug use for the required time before the test. This means if someone has been smoking pot every day for years...that they take a break of at least 30 days before taking the urine test to ensure passing the drug test. These times are different depending upon the various drugs involved.

Mr Hyde says...it is always a great idea to test yourself before the real test takes place. Drug Panel Test Kits are cheap, easy to attain online, and an accurate depiction of your situation. They are very easy to use and will give you the confidence to take the real test, knowing you will pass. It's a good idea to pick up a few of these in case you fail the first one...you can try again in a few days.

In the event one fails a drug test performed on themselves at home, it is obviously a good idea not to take the real test. Some situations (like job interview-based drug tests) will allow for a little wiggle room. Most people can delay the test a few days by simply calling up and informing the potential employer of a sickness. Being sick can delay a drug test for 2-4 days...which may give that extra time needed to clear the drug out of the system.

Disclaimer: Mr Hyde and Drugs and Bad Ideas cannot be responsible for anyone who attempts to pass a drug test after consuming drugs. This article is for education and information purposes only.

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